My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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