People with herpes should wear stickers.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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