This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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