Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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