it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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