new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You ruined the universe
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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