Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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