Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
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Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize