I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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