yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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