just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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