i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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