worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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