oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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