the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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