I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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