You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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