She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize