Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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