i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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