If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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