Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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