he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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