i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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