i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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