I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
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He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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