have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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