pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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