This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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