just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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