You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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