things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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