Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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