We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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