Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
ugly people sure do ruin things
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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