I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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