he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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