so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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