just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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