i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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