Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
zippers are such a cool invention
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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