he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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