My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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