I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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