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You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
organizing the empties. That sober.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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