the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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