i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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