True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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