She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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