this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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