return my video game
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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