the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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